Difference between revisions from 2010/11/07 01:51 and 2010/11/03 11:28.! Pictures encountered during RosettaStone use:
| [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/RainCoffee.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/Yes,Money.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/IranPDA.jpg] |
| To illustrate, "The woman is wet." | "Yes, I need money." | Maybe I'm propagating stereotypes, but I {br} doubt these people would get away with this much {br} Public Display of Affection in Iran. |
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| [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NeedsMoney.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/BookSuspicion.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NoTennis.jpg] |
| "A man in need of money." | Notice how much the seller doubts {br} the guy is going to read that book. | "This boy does not desire to play tennis." |
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| [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/PanHead.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-BlueElvis.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-FunkyMath.jpg] |
| "The man washes himself." | "Has blue hair." | Interesting alignment on those numbers, Teech. |
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/C-fakepath-GoingToTheBankWithMoney.jpg]
"The man is going to the bank." (With a money bag labeled "$$$$")
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-ButMyHouseIsBigger.jpg]
"My house is big!" ... "But my house is bigger."
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/BecauseMyHandsAreDirty.jpg]
"Why are you washing your hands?" ... "Because my hands are dirty." <Shows piles of dirt on hands>
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/MoreDirtyHands.jpg]
When it's time to get some RosettaStone hands dirty, it's time to get some hands ''darty''.
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/C-fakepath-RunRunningWalking.jpg]
"RUN!" ... (They run out of sight) ... "They are walking." ^[Typical privates.^]
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NeedTV.jpg]
"I need to buy a TV." ... "Why?" ... "Because my TV is busted."
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/MassiveLesson.png]
This is far too many screens for one session! Keep in mind that if you accidentally navigate away or if it times out---you have to start from the scratch.
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/YAY-FARSI.jpg]
"I can read Farsi!" <"And it was exactly what I was looking for in life. I am no longer a failure and now that people will love me I will probably become President of the United States or perhaps the Moon when such a colony is developed. I think it is time to go celebrate with some delicious fattening foods, recreation and recreational substances. Look out world plus written Farsi, here I come!">
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[http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/LeftHandedGuy.jpg]
Left-handed people writing is creepy.