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! Pictures encountered during RosettaStone use: | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/RainCoffee.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/Yes,Money.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/IranPDA.jpg] | | To illustrate, "The woman is wet." | "Yes, I need money." | Maybe I'm propagating stereotypes, but I {br} doubt these people would get away with this much {br} Public Display of Affection in Iran. | ---- | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NeedsMoney.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/BookSuspicion.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NoTennis.jpg] | | "A man in need of money." | Notice how much the seller doubts {br} the guy is going to read that book. | "This boy does not desire to play tennis." | ---- | [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/PanHead.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-BlueElvis.jpg] | [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-FunkyMath.jpg] | | "The man washes himself." | "Has blue hair." | Interesting alignment on those numbers, Teech. | ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/C-fakepath-GoingToTheBankWithMoney.jpg] "The man is going to the bank." (With a money bag labeled "$$$$") ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/grs-ButMyHouseIsBigger.jpg] "My house is big!" ... "But my house is bigger." ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/BecauseMyHandsAreDirty.jpg] "Why are you washing your hands?" ... "Because my hands are dirty." <Shows piles of dirt on hands> ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/MoreDirtyHands.jpg] When it's time to get some RosettaStone hands dirty, it's time to get some hands ''darty''. ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/C-fakepath-RunRunningWalking.jpg] "RUN!" ... (They run out of sight) ... "They are walking." ^[Typical privates.^] ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/NeedTV.jpg] "I need to buy a TV." ... "Why?" ... "Because my TV is busted." ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/file/up/MassiveLesson.png] This is far too many screens for one session! Keep in mind that if you accidentally navigate away or if it times out---you have to start from the scratch. ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/YAY-FARSI.jpg] "I can read Farsi!" <"And it was exactly what I was looking for in life. I am no longer a failure and now that people will love me I will probably become President of the United States or perhaps the Moon when such a colony is developed. I think it is time to go celebrate with some delicious fattening foods, recreation and recreational substances. Look out world plus written Farsi, here I come!"> ---- [http://panoptic.com/rking/img/goofy-rosetta-stone/LeftHandedGuy.jpg] Left-handed people writing is creepy.
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