Pictures encountered during RosettaStone use:(Edit)

To illustrate, "The woman is wet."	"The man washes himself."	Maybe I'm propagating stereotypes, but I doubt these people would get away with this much Public Display of Affection in Iran.

"A man in need of money."	Notice how much the seller doubts the guy is going to read that book.	"This boy does not desire to play tennis."

"Why are you washing your hands?"

"Because my hands are dirty." <Shows piles of dirt on hands>

When it's time to get some RosettaStone hands dirty, it's time to get some hands darty.

"I need to buy a TV."

"Why?"

"Because my TV is busted."

"I can read Farsi!" <"And it was exactly what I was looking for in life. I am no longer a failure and now that people will love me I will probably become President of the United States or perhaps the Moon when such a colony is developed. I think it is time to go celebrate with some delicious fattening foods, recreation and recreational substances. Look out world plus written Farsi, here I come!">

Left-handed people writing is creepy.