Pictures encountered during RosettaStone use:(Edit)

To illustrate, "The woman is wet."	"Yes, I need money."	Maybe I'm propagating stereotypes, but I doubt these people would get away with this much Public Display of Affection in Iran.

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"A man in need of money."	Notice how much the seller doubts the guy is going to read that book.	"This boy does not desire to play tennis."

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"The man washes himself."	"Has blue hair."	Interesting alignment on those numbers, Teech.

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"The man is going to the bank." (With a money bag labeled "$$$$")

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"My house is big!" ... "But my house is bigger."

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"Why are you washing your hands?" ... "Because my hands are dirty." <Shows piles of dirt on hands>

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When it's time to get some RosettaStone hands dirty, it's time to get some hands darty.

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"RUN!" ... (They run out of sight) ... "They are walking." [Typical privates.]

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"I need to buy a TV." ... "Why?" ... "Because my TV is busted."

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This is far too many screens for one session! Keep in mind that if you accidentally navigate away or if it times out---you have to start from the scratch.

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"I can read Farsi!" <"And it was exactly what I was looking for in life. I am no longer a failure and now that people will love me I will probably become President of the United States or perhaps the Moon when such a colony is developed. I think it is time to go celebrate with some delicious fattening foods, recreation and recreational substances. Look out world plus written Farsi, here I come!">

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Left-handed people writing is creepy.