Pictures encountered during RosettaStone use:(Edit)
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| To illustrate, "The woman is wet." | "Yes, I need money." | Maybe I'm propagating stereotypes, but I doubt these people would get away with this much Public Display of Affection in Iran. |
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| "A man in need of money." | Notice how much the seller doubts the guy is going to read that book. | "This boy does not desire to play tennis." |
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| "The man washes himself." | "Has blue hair." | Interesting alignment on those numbers, Teech. |
"The man is going to the bank." (With a money bag labeled "$$$$")
"My house is big!" ... "But my house is bigger."
"Why are you washing your hands?" ... "Because my hands are dirty." <Shows piles of dirt on hands>
When it's time to get some RosettaStone hands dirty, it's time to get some hands darty.
"RUN!" ... (They run out of sight) ... "They are walking." [Typical privates.]
"I need to buy a TV." ... "Why?" ... "Because my TV is busted."
This is far too many screens for one session! Keep in mind that if you accidentally navigate away or if it times out---you have to start from the scratch.
"I can read Farsi!" <"And it was exactly what I was looking for in life. I am no longer a failure and now that people will love me I will probably become President of the United States or perhaps the Moon when such a colony is developed. I think it is time to go celebrate with some delicious fattening foods, recreation and recreational substances. Look out world plus written Farsi, here I come!">
Left-handed people writing is creepy.